thegladstork

thegladstork:

thegladstork:

I’m trying to increase engagement with my followers… so tonight during sex, I’ll call my wife by the name of the fifth person who reblogs this.

So there were a couple people who tried to reblog twice to sneak in, but since I said “fifth person”, I’m going to count them as one.

Here are the results:

1. rachellovesnoodles
2. haden64
3. skillerx21
4. nostalgiaandoptimistic
5. satanlordofhelldeathetc

God damn it. This is like worst case scenario.

UPDATE!

In the midst of the action, I looked her in the eyes and nonchalantly said “Satan. Lord of hell, death, etc.”

She stopped abruptly and exasperatedly said, “WHAT?”

"Nothing," I said.

Surprisingly, we continued as if nothing happened.

Afterwards, she asked me about it and I explained.

She said, “You’re an idiot. Don’t ever do that again.”

thegladstork

thegladstork:

I’m trying to increase engagement with my followers… so tonight during sex, I’ll call my wife by the name of the fifth person who reblogs this.

So there were a couple people who tried to reblog twice to sneak in, but since I said “fifth person”, I’m going to count them as one.

Here are the results:

1. rachellovesnoodles
2. haden64
3. skillerx21
4. nostalgiaandoptimistic
5. satanlordofhelldeathetc

God damn it. This is like worst case scenario.