lolsoldier

lolsoldier:

thegladstork:

So I’m kind of new here and don’t totally know how this works, but do you guys, like, want to “ask me a question” or something?

which do you prefer, riddles puns or jokes?

This is a good one. I’d prefer a joke that is a riddle and contains puns. I wasn’t too into puns until I joined Twitter a little over 2 years ago. Those motherfuckers love them some puns.

terreh

terreh:

thegladstork:

terreh:

thegladstork:

So I’m kind of new here and don’t totally know how this works, but do you guys, like, want to “ask me a question” or something?

how do you think the situations in Iraq and Gaza will pan out?

Holy shit, terreh. You’re a hard-hitting, Mike Wallace-type…

ah right. how about something a bit easier. how much do you like bacon?

I helped bacon get through a tough breakup for a solid week, then I made bacon a mix tape with 3 Keith Sweat songs and bacon asked me if I’d introduce it to my friend Todd. I still love bacon though. Always will.

thegladstork

thegladstork:

terreh:

thegladstork:

So I’m kind of new here and don’t totally know how this works, but do you guys, like, want to “ask me a question” or something?

how do you think the situations in Iraq and Gaza will pan out?

Holy shit, terreh. You’re a hard-hitting, Mike Wallace-type…

Did I do this correctly?

terreh

terreh:

thegladstork:

So I’m kind of new here and don’t totally know how this works, but do you guys, like, want to “ask me a question” or something?

how do you think the situations in Iraq and Gaza will pan out?

Holy shit, terreh. You’re a hard-hitting, Mike Wallace-type motherfucker. While very concerning, I don’t think too much about the situations in Iraq and Gaza, and I’m probably not informed enough to have a solid opinion. Not because I’m callous, but because I try to focus my thoughts on the things I can control the most, rather than waste my energy on negative emotions outside of my “Circle of Control”. For more info, see: How Big is your Circle of Control?